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Reblogged as link because tl;dr. Think you can do a better job? I’d like to see that.
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I’m not sure what possessed me to make this, but here’s some heavy metal edumacation for you. A is for…

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Lapidate - Weapons Of Mass Penetration

Funny names are one of the signs of good goregrind bands.
“Sex sells, but who’s paying”, 2008.

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Cannibal Corpse - Evisceration Plague

I like this one better than their previous one.

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BloodbathOutnumbering the Day

I always wanted to post some Bloodbath here, just to show everyone that being in Opeth doesnt always mean you’re gay.

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Captain Cleanoff - Hardcore Fashion Parade (1:52)

Good old fashioned grindcore and shit. See? Australia is good for something after all.
This is from “Symphonies Of Slackness”.

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Cannabis Corpse - Disposal Of The Baggy (3:21)

Oh, yeah sure, everyone thought about it. But they had the guts to do it!. The album is called “Tube Of The Resinated”.

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Pig DestroyerForgotten Child

Lots of awesome rhythm changes and drum fills. (Previously.)

We’re not dead. Just lazy.

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DJ Lobsterdust - It’s Fun To Smoke Dust (4:17)

A rather interesting remix of Queen’s “Another One Bites The Dust”. This sort of thing is pretty new to me. I suppose its been around for a while, though. I wonder if there’s more.

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Pig DestroyerMapplethorpe Grey

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Focus- Hocus Pocus

You are not a complete human being until you have listened to this song.

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Cannibal Corpse - From Skin to Liquid

An incredible instrumental from the the band’s second album with the woefully generic Barky McTreeneck or whatever the fuck the pituitary retard who came after Barnes is called. It’s a fantastically creepy song that moves at a snail’s pace (for Cannibal Corpse that is) yet is technical enough to make a bassist’s wrist give out half-way through.

Hey, Pituitary Retard has great on stage presence and sounds better than Barnes any day. And this song is indeed awesome.

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Crowbar - Through The Ashes (I’ve watched you burn) (4:43)

I don’t know if i’ve upped Crowbar here yet, but even if I did, it never hurts to hear some more.
Listen to this and you’ll go bald and put on around 50 kilos by the time the song is over, fuck yeah.

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KOMPRESSORMusic Industry

Download MP3,
Destroy the music industry.
Turn off your TV,
Now your mind is free.

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